Keeping up with Christmas and a chronic illness

Christmas is exhausting. There's the lengthy build up that seems to get longer every year. The present buying, the decorating, the arrangements, the logistics, the invites, the festivities and the expectation to do everything and be everywhere. And this is just Christmas in general.

Doing all of this when you're battling chronic illness can feel like climbing a festive mountain where the fairy lights aren't quite so twinkly and the spirit isn't quite so cheerful. When you enter the festive period already exhausted and burnt out, it's hard to come up with that second burst of energy. That last, bright spark you need to bring the year to a close in an explosion of seasonal joy can feel out of reach.

Many chronic illnesses see their sufferers having to deal with fatigue. There are days when even showering is too much of an ask, let alone shopping, wrapping, visiting, cooking and going for drinks. There's also the fact you need to manage expectations. It's sad but at Christmas time and during other big events, managing a chronic illness becomes like managing a business. You need to be able to tell people what you can do, what outputs are realistic and how much work you can contribute. Yet even letting people know all of this in advance can't shake off the feeling of being a general let down.

Many families and friendship groups will rally around their beloved chronic illness warriors this Christmas, They'll make them feel at ease, help them out with their tasks, organise their socialising and help them do as much as possible- but not everyone has that support network.

If you're feeling isolated and alone during Christmas because your chronic illness doesn't allow you to live out the full festive pantomime- please remember a few things.

1) Christmas isn't everything and while it will return year after year, laying out exactly what you can handle rather than making yourself feel worse is a good foundation to lay. People are inherently good and you might be surprised by what a short, heartfelt explanation of your feelings to someone might achieve.

2) If you are stuck in a rut with family and friends not understanding that Christmas is a big deal in terms of symptoms for you, then maybe it is time to change that. What can you do to make them understand? If you don't feel able to face up to dealing with it now, can you spend next year trying to better educate those around you? It might not feel like it when you are feeling really down in the dumps but it's likely people do want to help and it's also likely they'd feel pretty bad if they knew what their expectations and judgement was doing to your state of mind.

3) Have you turned to a network of people who can understand? There are so many online and social networks now dedicated to not only chronic illness but even certain illnesses and some symptoms. These are fantastic, often very supportive and helpful groups who welcome in new faces, even if you are online and largely anonymous. Sometimes all it takes to lift spirits is to connect with someone who knows how you feel and can share the burden.

Christmas is supposed to be a time of coming together and appreciating loved ones and it would be amazing if those who have to deal with a chronic illness day in, day out, could experience this to the full. There is much more to be done in the chronic illness world to bring a better understanding and level of edcuation to the wider population and this is very difficult. There are so many chronic illnesses that have different and very far reaching consequences, but for those who know what it's like to feel ill more than they ever feel well, here's hoping that each Christmas can become easier and more loving.

Having a chronic illness and being a student- some tips to help you settle in to uni life

So you've just started university. Freshers is over and you're now settling into lectures, meeting endless new people, and getting used to the new transition in your life. Uni can be hard on people. It's a lot to adapt to and a lot to get used to. There's the pressures around drinking and going out, the new stresses of handling finances and trying to find your place in a sea of new friends.

All of this on top of having a chronic illness to handle can probably feel like too much. Uni might be, for a lot of students, a time of going out, burning the candle at both ends, but also a time of little structure, meaning sleep patterns are all over the place and a routine is almost non-existent.

There are ways of working around this to help you feel more able to have a regular experience as a student, but to also care for yourself properly at the same time. Being a student can be an amazing, exhilarating time and getting the most out of it can be very positive for those of us with chronic health problems.

First of all, even though this sounds like something you're likely to stick to for three days before getting bored- make yourself a sleep schedule. I'm not talking for the night, because I've been to uni and I know nights out and staying up til morning are just part of the package. I mean naps, mornings where you can sleep longer, evenings where you can get a couple of hours before you begin socialising. Just sit down with your timetable and see what you can get out of it. Making the time for naps mean you won't feel like you're just falling asleep when you shouldn't be, or leave you feeling guilty about not getting on with other things. If it's officially nap time, it's nap time!

Tell your friends. Don't try and weather the storm by saying nothing and having people ask you sideways questions about you pulling out of events, needing to stay home and rest or just needing a bit of help with everyday tasks. Bring it up, explain it as much or as little as you want, but at least if you let them know, they are aware there is a problem. Good friends won't judge you on your ability, so there's also a scope for making sure you are settling into the right crowd.

Alert the uni. You may not have a condition that requires adaptations to living space or assistance with classes and getting about, but you never know what they might have to offer you. These aren't just places you go to for taking exams, learning to cook more than pasta and hopefully getting a degree at the end. Universities try and create a life for you, and it's worth looking into their occupational health services and speaking to someone about support. You can often have access to counsellors, which for a lot of people struggling to adapt to this new world you've landed in, could be just what you need.

This might sound a bit out there and like something you wouldn't even want to consider, but is there a society at your campus for people with chronic health conditions? They exist. I've researched it and places have them, if they aren't long standing. If you are the sort of person who might be inclined to set something up, please do. You could be the helping hand a lot of others who are struggling need to start enjoying their life. Meeting like-minded people who can relate to your health, chronic pain and spoonie struggles could make all the difference to your student experience.

I've had a few requests about writing student posts, and hopefully more will follow that will prove helpful, but feel free to request anything in the comments! Good luck students. I envy you, uni really can be the best time of your life.

What uses up your spoons the most?

This is something that for me, has only really become a problem in the last year. It hasn’t been a struggle I have dealt with since my symptoms began, like a lot of other chronic health suffers have, and I am grateful for that at least. I am more tired now than ever, but of course I am, because I now have a demanding job, work hard, have a bustling social life, a relationship and the responsibilities that come with being an adult. Add the chronic health issues into this and it is an exhausting bundle of things.

Living with chronic pain and dealing with an abundance of symptoms every day is incredible, and people who do it, no matter what the parameters of their doing it are, should be rewarded endless praise and support. Not that they need it though, spoonies know they have to live their life, we don’t ask for a medal on a daily basis, we just get on with it.

*Just in case anyone reading is this unaware (like I was until about a year ago) spoonie is a term used to describe people with chronic illness. The idea behind it being that we have a certain number of spoons each day, and these get taken up by various activities until they run out. Once they do run out, essentially the person has little left in the way of energy and tolerance.*

So this is, for me, and I would be interested to hear what others find, the list of things that use the most spoons.

-           Showering

-          Fitting in exercise

-          Commuting home from work

-          Cooking dinner

-          Going out after work

-          Chores (especially hovering, washing and changing bed sheets)

-          Engaging in long conversations, particularly those at work

-          Drying hair

-          Reading (weird, but it exhausts me!)

-          Getting ready for a day/night (hair, clothes, make up etc)

-          Shopping (food or clothes)

My list is getting longer and sometimes I sub things in and out. Showering seems to take up so much energy and the thought of it just makes me want to bury myself in my duvet. I know it is a very popular one among those who are trying to preserve spoons, and to the outside world probably sounds bizarre.

What uses up most of your spoons? 

8 signs you are living the chronic life

Being chronically ill, as I have written so many times on this blog, is a way of life. What it isn't though, is your whole life. I think most people who suffer with such conditions know that there is a lot of importance in making sure you don't let health problems consume you. I try to make sure mine don't but taking a light hearted approach where possible.

Don't get me wrong though, there are still days I want to scream. But anyway, here's something a bit light hearted to go with the chronic life hashtag I've been enjoying keeping tabs on lately.

1) You often find yourself wondering if you are on fire because yet again, you've slapped on too much Deep Heat and certain parts of your body feel like naked flames.

2) You can often be found blankly staring at people mid-conversation and struggling to remember where/who you are due to chronic fatigue. Great if you want certain people to not speak to you again, not so ideal if you're in a board meeting have 12 people staring at you.

3) You have four meals a day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner and meds.

4) You are tired. Tired is you. You are one.

5) You have been in the shower and started wondering if you could live a full life if you never got out. Getting in was effort enough, Getting out doesn't seem plausible.

6) You really enjoy small victories like taking off your bra with one swift movement because you can bend in unnatural ways. YAY HYPERMOBILE JOINTS.

7) You haven't had a good nights sleep since the 90s.

8) You have a super power where you can always be more tired than everyone else.

Staying sane in chronic pain: Having a mental clear out

Chronic pain is a way of life for a lot of people who suffer with it. While there’s a lot of importance in not letting it take over who you are, it’s hard to separate your condition from life itself. I haven’t posted on here for a while, and the reason is that I’ve been increasingly struggling to stay sane in the face of a condition that’s hard to manage and impossible to get a real hold on. It’s not easy to know what to expect, so default feelings turn to worry, worry turns to stress and in time it’s all you become.

This is not a good way to live. While it’s vital to take your condition seriously, and do everything you can to stay in the best health possible, I think the biggest battle is keeping your mind clear and able to function on a normal level.

I had to take a massive step back from everything around me that pointed towards chronic pain, EDS and the illness that’s overshadowed my life for the last few years. I removed Facebook groups from my feed, stopped replying to emails and tweets and moved away from this blog. I concentrated hard on getting a new job, went away on a break with friends, put more time and effort into my other website, and slowly I felt better.

How do you stay sane in chronic pain? How do you keep your mind focused on the light at the end of the tunnel when you can’t see it? I don’t know the whole answer, but I think a lot is about clearing your mind and sweeping aside everything that brings you down. Kind of like having a mental clear out every so often. I don’t want the work I’ve put in on this blog and the community I’ve built online to go to waste, so I will start blogging more regularly again, but I think it’s very important to take some time to try and be you, rather than be a person in chronic pain, and that isn’t always possible when you are surrounded by prompts and reminders.

I was fortunate enough to get away from it all (kind of, we all know you can’t banish pain for a holiday) to an immensely peaceful place and just relax for a couple of weeks recently. I’ve been getting edgy and worried again lately, so in a couple of weeks it’ll be mental clear out time again. I recommend anyone who feels like they are completely drowning to try and do the same. Oh and it’s Friday! So there’s a reason to kick back and take a few deep breaths. Happy weekend spoonies. 

The hypermobile guide to dating

First dates are notoriously awkward for any singleton. But
trying to find the ideal moment where you can surreptitiously slip into
conversation that your joints have a larger-than-average range of movement can
make forcibly shoving tens into your paramour’s hand after they’ve kindly
offered to pay for you seem fairly casual. There are various methods to do
this that never go amiss. Maybe you need a little stretch and your suitor
across the table gets the money-shot as your upper arm bends in parallel with your
shoulders behind your head. Perhaps your yelp will give it away as your hip
pops out on your romantic walk back to the tube station. Or for the more subtle
of you out there, you can always try to explain why it is that you can never
stop goddamn fidgeting.




However, there’s no easy way to tell someone new that you’re
inhibited by your body’s ability to do too much within the first few hours of
conversation. Will they be frightened off? Will they become overly concerned
and insist on piggy-backing you everywhere? These things are hard to tell when
you’re still two relative strangers sipping overpriced cocktails in an
unnecessarily loud bar asking each other where you went to uni and oh my god
are you kidding my best friend went there did you know her it is such a small
world, etc etc.




For some of you out there, it may be easier to, quite simply,
not bring your hypermobility up. But I think it’s essential to mention it. It’s
part of you, it dictates your life and I think the honesty can be somewhat
refreshing. It’s not a call to delve into your life story, but the longer it
goes without being mentioned, you’re missing out on a personal detail that may
even help someone get to know you better.




Looking back, I’ve tended to treat my hypermobility as a bit of
a joke on a first date, and if I’m feeling particularly daring, I’ll start
bringing out the big guns. Read your recipient, of course, but it’s hard for
someone not to be a little bit intrigued by “I can unhinge my jaw like a snake
and I can get my leg over the back of my head” .Because hypermobility can give
you a sexy competitive edge, so shake what yo mama gave you. With caution, of
course, you don’t want to put your back into spasm.




But what if you end up back at theirs? What if they start taking
your top off? What if they see the stretch marks and automatically assume
you’ve already had seven children? Chances are you’re being overly worried and
they won’t give a shit because you’re being kind enough to sex them. If not,
then move on, they’re probably a bit of a dick.




Sex and hypermobility, however, can be a bit risky at the best
of times, even more so when it’s the first time. It may seem easier to pretend
that you were moaning with pleasure and not pain at the way your leg just bent,
but the cold light of morning can be especially chilly when you quietly creep
out of bed to rescue your pants and you collapse on the floor as your hip
goes into post-bang rebellion. Own it. Don’t be scared. Phasing of your new
beau can be minimised by detailing your predicament beforehand and is my
recommended plan of action. Otherwise explaining why you can barely stand as
you awkwardly hobble back into your tights might send them into a spiral of
guilt and you into an Uber to avoid embarrassment.




This is all worst-case scenario stuff, of course. No matter how
barren Tinder may seem, there are decent people out there who will understand
that you can’t walk as quickly as them or you need a little wiggle when you get
up to put everything back in place. You’ll find out fairly quickly whether
you’ve found someone who can support you, both metaphorically and physically.
It’s easy to still feel guarded, occasionally even like a burden, or like your
hypermobility limits potential adventures. Talk about it together. Work out
plans where you can have fun without wanting to die and let them help you. And
for the record, using an intimate hug as an opportunity to stretch your back
out is the best possible way to kill two birds with one amorous stone.




Massive thanks to Anna Hallissey- (@The_Hallissey on Twitter)
for writing this contribution post. 

14 sort of useful and fun things being hypermobile is good for

1) Reaching the bottom of a Pringles tube.

2) Shaking cocktails.

3) Reaching into your rucksack while it's still on your back.

4) Freaking people out for fun on public transport.

5) Baton twirling.

6) Back scratching.

7) Fitting onto packed tubes.

8) Seeing what's going on behind you.

9) Picking things up with your feet.

10) Turning things around in your hands to be the right way up when you're carrying too much.

11) Moisturising hard to reach bits.

12) Draining Pasta. Fancy pan-to-colander work.

13) Getting out of small spaces.

14) Turning a steering wheel.